Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 4

7 - 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Sick of not having a place of his own to get with Melissa, Alan takes a job working for Evelyn and invites Melissa over to a house he and Evelyn are selling and tells her (Melissa) he is renting it, but this backfires when Evelyn walks in on them, causing Alan to flee in his underwear which leads to his arrest. Meanwhile, Charlie is fed up with Jake's bad attitude toward Chelsea and forces them to work out their issues alone in hopes that they will bond, but it turns out that it's Charlie's fault that they don't get along. Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, naming other jobs Alan could have taken instead of working for Evelyn.