Two And A Half Men: Season 6, Episode 2

6 - 2: Pie Hole, Herb

Alan lends Charlie $38, which Charlie has no interest in repaying. Alan seekss revenge by stealing money from Charlie's petrol tank, but still claims Charlie owes him $24.78 as there wasn't enough petrol in the tank to amortize the full $38. Charlie accuses Alan of being cheap and ends up angrily throwing him out of the house, so Alan and Jake temporarily stay with a friendly Herb and angry Judith. But after Herb bonds with Charlie and Alan crosses a line with Judith, she takes measures to reset the situation. Meanwhile, Evelyn offers Jake his first job. Title quotation from: Judith, to Herb, when he asks Alan where he'll be staying after Charlie kicks him out.