Two And A Half Men: Season 6, Episode 10

6 - 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore as he no longer has to pay for Jake and plans to spend the rest of his life at Charlie's house. Charlie later comes up with the idea of Alan paying him rent, but the number that gives Alan a say in what goes on in the house was too high for him. Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether, but this ends badly when Jake burns the food and the fire brigade have to show up to Evelyn's house to extinguish the flames. Title quotation from: Alan, once Charlie tells him that Jake bit into his own fingers while eating a sandwich.