Two And A Half Men: Season 4, Episode 14

4 - 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbor, Danielle (Brooke Shields) in hopes romance there will lead Alan to move out. Berta is cynical of Charlie's plans, but they later go off the rails when Charlie discovers that Danielle is a sex freak and a booze addict, and decides he wants to sleep with her instead. In the end, Danielle's interests shock Alan and turn Charlie off. Title quotation from: Alan, as he describes some of a gift basket's items to Danielle.