Two And A Half Men: Season 2, Episode 17

2 - 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, he refuses to accept help from Alan. Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor (Alicia Coppola), unaware that he has dated her before. Meanwhile, Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, and gives him a day of cleaning. Title quotation from: Charlie, at the doctor's after taking a shot of painkillers.