Two And A Half Men: Season 1, Episode 3

1 - 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Jake brings his pet guinea pig to Charlie's house. Jake becomes ill and wants to go back to his mother's, which upsets Alan. To make matters worse, the guinea pig dies. Alan is afraid that if he tells Jake about this, Jake will never love him again. He gets depressed and has a drink with Charlie. After their drink they confront their mom for making them that way, but chicken out. It is later revealed that their drunken cab journey home was taped and put on a TV show. Title quotation from: Charlie, explaining to the taxi driver the fictional whereabouts of Evelyn's house.