Desperate Housewives: Season 5, Episode 2

5 - 2: We're So Happy You're So Happy

Lynette pretends to be a teenager on a social networking site in order to reconnect with Porter, but fails miserably when he falls in love with her alias and eventually discovers the truth. Susan doesn't like how fast Mike and Jackson are becoming friends and feels Jackson may start observing her from Mike's point of view. Gabrielle goes to drastic lengths to protect her social standing when she is uninvited from a party because Carlos massages the guests at the country club but eventually discovers that happiness is right there with her. As Bree's career as a caterer skyrockets, her marriage to Orson suffers when she chooses her catering over dealing with crucial marital tensions that are unresolved since Orson returned home after turning himself in for the hit and run. Mrs. McCluskey asks for Katherine's help when she starts suspecting Dave of stealing Ida's cat, Toby, so that he could get her to apologize to Edie for insulting her.